No sensible submissions yet? Come on! What should we name our chief rat catcher at the project shed? I thought that we should have a NAMING COMPETITION. What should we call it? (No politics, please! 😊)

This photo, by long-time Associate Member Don Ferguson, shows our pet carpet python (Morelia Spilota) at our project shed. Not sure if it is the same that has been around for years, see Al Sirovs displaying 2-metre snake skin last year.
 
Again: Carpet pythons are placid and not dangerous, except when they have just shed their skin. Then they are a bottle green colour and are hurting all over, and can bite you just like a cranky dog might. So stay clear of them at that time.