Last week's Sergeant - Andy Bell 310816

Posted by Franz Huber on Sep 04, 2016

Poor ol' President Simon Brook... he'll never be able to live down having left the Sergeant out of his muster of board members at the changeover luncheon... [your Editor's suggestion of a bulk fine to cover the remaining 40 weeks was flatly rejected...] Mario Fairlie - Health Report? Yes, a bit of a sore knee... Ray Higgs, what is that you are wearing? A Hot Cherry jumper? And Jo Gorman has a pink bag which matches that jumper perfectly! That is how rumors start! Gerald East, you must be wearing what I call 'magic trousers'. How do you manage to keep them up? Angus Miller drove in this morning with a brand new car - sporting Olympic Rings (only four of them)... Chris Thurtell, similar to President Simon, will never hear the end of his jet ski exploits... Mark Twyford, assigned to be at the door a couple of weeks ago, was late. He managed to leave his keys in the car... Doug Lipp for something or other [sorry, was too fast - did one of his horses win again??] "Pope" Des La Rance, with Pastor Neale present, you could consider this to be some sort of opposition! Daryl Sanderson have moved up with the fashionistas, he is now wearing an armband... [it is to monitor his health status, he says...] Mitch Brown (also known as 'Frodo'), wearing so much jewelry on his hands, he had to take it off to count the money today... Paul Seymour, crikey: South Effrika beaten by Argentina! And 35th in the Olympics, and two of the three medals won by a bloke running in a woman's event...! And then, there was a certain game on last Saturday between an Australian and a New Zealand team...