A rare event indeed: Andy started off by fining himself, after announcing Doug Lipp to be Chairman, and noticing the long face of Geoff Croad (he was the one on the roster. Not only that, Geoff specially dressed up for the event!).  That was where the niceties ended:
Simon Brook and Geoff Croad: I'd love to do a time and motion study: About 1 1/4 hours to setup the screen for your presentation, Simon??  "Pope" Des La Rance, it's never a good idea to mention in passing "I'm going to get fined..."  Gerald East, again on the door: today, after your complaint last week, almost everyone had the correct change.  And guess what?  Moan, moan...  Bob Harrison, you are looking good. Good enough to pay a fine... Franz Huber, can't you get anything right?  It is the Black Caps, not Cats! [hmmm... sorry, didn't realize that the more interesting name had already been taken...] Doug Lipp, it is claimed that you have more money than the Pope... Peter Morgan, you are taking the limelight from Mario Fairlie:  Is there anyone still left in the club who has NOT seen the scar on your reconstructed knee? And last, but not least: Terry O'Shea: what on earth are you wearing? "Strong and Bold"? [No, nothing to do with cider. It's the Richmond AFL Club's Guernsey]