In view of Halloween starting shortly, I decided not to wipe down the spider webs. They look like very genuine decorations!
 
It is a joy to be hidden, and a disaster not to be found. Donald Winnicott, English Pediatrician 1896 - 1971
 
Whilst hanging up the decorations, my father fell off the ladder (again). He confessed, that this actually is his step ladder, and admitted that regrettably, he never knew his real ladder... [OK, I'll see myself out]