I have met many bureaucrats throughout my career, yet almost every attempt to explain my position to them in my usual business format has met with abject failure…. … business cares about end results; bureaucracy cares about the process. If an entrepreneur is a person who can make the impossible possible, many bureaucrats have perfected the art of making the possible impossible. Jacob Burak, ‘How to find a black cat in a dark room, especially when there is no cat’Neil's post of the week: I swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles and it gave me a thesaurus throat. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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Andy's post of the week:
Husband: "Scientists have found that men say about 10,000 words a day, while women say about 20,000..."
Wife (shouting from the kitchen): "That's because we have to repeat everything twice, you blockheads!"
Husband: "What?"
You come from dust, you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be somebody I know.