I forgot how to throw a boomerang.
But then it came back to me.
Brian (in Monthy Python’s Life of Brian):
“You don’t need to follow me, you don’t need to follow anybody! You’ve got to think for yourselves! You’re all individuals! You’re all different!”
The crowd, chanting in unison: “Yes! We are all individuals. Yes! We are all different!”
Vengeance, deep-brooding o’er the slain,
Had locked the source of softer woe,
And burning pride and high disdain
Forbade the rising tear to flow.
Sir Walter Scott, ‘The lay of the last minstrel’
Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While going through the locker one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs it and a genie suddenly appears. The genie tells them that he only grants one wish. The lamp finder blurts out: "Turn the entire ocean into XXXX Heavy!" The genie claps his hands and immediately the sea turns into beer. The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men consider their circumstances. The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."