Andy's post of the week:
Karl Marx was a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions Onya Marx, the inventor of the Starting Pistol.
 
The lie can be maintained only for such time as the state can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the state to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the state.’  Joseph Goebbels, Reichs Minister of Propaganda 1933-1945
 
Neil Thurlow's post of the week:
My girlfriend is fed up with my constant word play jokes. So I asked her "how can I stop my addiction?"
"Whatever means necessary" she replied
"No, it doesn't." I said.

 Gerald's post of the week:

Click here for some superb Italian vivacity!
 
If you ever think that English is an easy language, just remember that lead and read rhyme and lead and read rhyme but read and lead do not rhyme and neither do read and lead.  Aaaaargh!!