Her: "Darling, tell me something you've never told anyone else."
Me: (whispering) "I think the owl people are already amongst us."
Her: "Who?"
Me: "Holy Moley, it's true!"
It is hard to imagine a more stupid and more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong. Thomas Sowell, American economist and author
Southport Volunteer Marine Rescue received a call:
"Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! This is the yacht 'Corporate Junket'. I have capsised. Please send help urgently!"
Coastguard: "Please tell me your position."
"I'm Director of Corporate Insolvency at Smith & Shonk Corporate Finance".