The consensus after the election is that 50% of the voters think that 50% of the voters have lost their mind.
Some of you may now feel like practicing lalochezia [ lăl′ō-kē′zē-ə ]. Under the circumstances, this is perfectly understandable.
(There. I knew you wanted to learn a new word. Go on! look it up! )
I think we should get rid of democracy. All in favour, raise your hand.