I asked the ship’s librarian whether there were any books on the Titanic. She said “yes, but they’d all be soaking wet by now.”
 
Everyone goes out feet-first. The only difference is whether the pall bearers are crying or not.  Paul Keating, former Australian Politician.
 
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought. If the thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.