When you are stressed, you eat potato chips, ice cream, chocolate, cake and lollies. Why? Because 'stressed' spelt backwards is 'desserts'. Excercise helps too:
If a piece of Christmas cake falls on the floor, and you pick it up: That's a squat, isn't it??
“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.”
― G.K. Chesterton, Brave New Family: G.K. Chesterton on Men and Women, Children, Sex, Divorce, Marriage and the Family
― G.K. Chesterton, Brave New Family: G.K. Chesterton on Men and Women, Children, Sex, Divorce, Marriage and the Family
The more you weigh, the harder it is to kidnap you. Stay safe, and eat Christmas cake!