If you ever think English is not a weird language, just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme.But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
“Faced with the choice between changing one’s mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everybody gets busy on the proof.” John Kenneth Galbraith, Economist and Author
Someone close to me bragged about their new hearing aid.
"State of the Art", he said.
"Awesome! I'm glad you finally saw the light. What type is it?"
"9:35"