This one comes from Neil Thurlow's Facebook page:Vegan: "People who sell meat are disgusting."
Me: "People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer."
[Methinks, since his retirement, he has too much time on his hands... ☺]
A successful lie cannot be brought into this world and capriciously abandoned; like any committed relationship, it must be maintained, and with far more devotion than the truth, which carries on being carelessly true without any help. Lionel Shriver – ‘We need to talk about Kevin’
Breaking News: Scientists have today announced that they have invented a car that runs on paisley.
Their current project is a train that runs on thyme.