We got over one metre of rain in 4 days last week, So I thought I should buy a boat...
Got a text today from my wife, saying she was breaking up with me.
Imagine, how relieved I was when a couple of minutes later she texted again “sorry, wrong number”…
 
Anxiety is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you very far.  Jodi Picoult – ‘Sing me Home’
 
The AFL Season has started!
When children are born in Victoria they are wrapped in club-colours, laid n beribboned cots, having already begun a lifetime’s barracking. Life Cycle by Bruce Dawe.