Went to the Gastroenterologist the other day. As I explained my problems, pains and tribulations, the doctor just uhmmed and ahmmed, but would not come up with any suggestions or a diagnosis. Eventually, I couldn't stand it anymore and asked him "What's your gut feeling, Doctor??" [Only the scientifically inclined will get this. Ed.]Language is the chief means by which the professions conspire against the laity. George Bernard Shaw – The Doctor’s Dilemma
Thinking back to when "a new hip joint" meant somewhere I wanted to go to on Friday night...