No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to man, not to other dogs. Karl Kraus, Austrian Writer 1874 – 1936
Computer: “It’s going great. This guy is a real genius!”
Her: “Was that sarcasm?”
He: “I don’t know…”