Andy's post of the week:
If you lose one sense, the other senses become enhanced. 
That's why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self importance.
 
Where there is an emptiness, the mind will obligingly fill it up. Fear is always at hand to supply any vacancies, as is curiosity.  Margaret Atwood, 'The Testaments'
 
The first rule of the Condescending Club is really kinda complex and I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you.