I just discovered what is wrong with my brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left. [Editor's note for people who feel they are being spoken to: Unless indicated otherwise, this story is entirely fictional and any semblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental...]
 
Data algorithms might create digital dictatorships in which all power is concentrated in the hands of a tiny elite while most people suffer not from exploitation, but from something far worse: irrelevance. Yuval N Harari, ’21 Lessons for the 21st Century’
 
The inventor of Autocorrect died. The funnel will be held tomato.