<-- You may,not you can, said the English teacher... (sorry, if you are of a younger generation, this mightn't have been part of the curriculum. Ed)
 
I asked my wife if she would still love me if I was fat and ugly.
“yes, I do.” Was not the answer I was looking for.
 

All true communication, even between two people speaking the same language, requires translation... ... in the end, our hearts must hear what cannot be spoken.  Arthur Golden - ‘Memoirs of a Geisha’

 

How long does it take to change a lightbulb in local government? Indeterminate: it requires an environmental impact study, then three public consultations, and six months for budget approval...