Someone on the radio said a nice, green hanging basket was a cheap and easy way to brighten your backyard. I decided to give it a go, but I have to say, I'm bitterly disappointed with the results.
Things that tell the truth:
Small children, drunk people, yoga pants.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people are so full of doubts. Bertrand Russell, British Philosopher (1872 - 1970)
Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart, and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands, I will take you on vacation." It looks like we are spending 3 weeks behind the fridge