New ladies' competition category: Ironboard. Note: no need to shoot. I've seen myself out already... ☺
At the rate we are going, they are going to cancel shampoo, so bald people don't get offended.
When you are twenty, you care what everybody thinks. When you’re forty, you stop caring what everyone thinks. When you are sixty, you realise that nobody was ever thinking about you in the first place. Winston Churchill.
I went to McDonalds today and ate a kid’s meal. His mom was furious.