Mr Cyclop: (doing a crossword puzzle) asks his wife "The 50th State of the USA - It's spelled H A W A I , isn't it?"Mrs Cyclops: "Well, to get that right, you'd need two i's"
Mr Cyclops: (groaning, putting the pen down): "My life is just one big joke for you, isn't it, my dear?"
If you take out the team in teamwork, it’s just work. Now, who wants that?” Matthew Woodring Stover, American novelist
What did the hacker's father tell his son after his girl friend broke up with him?
"Don't worry, son, there are plenty of other phish in the sea!"
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