Sensational! President Andy gets a massage, organised by Surfers Sunrise Rotary...  What?
No, we didn't catch Andy at a very private place - this is a flashback from 10 years ago. In conjunction with AB Paterson College, a fundraiser was organised for stage two of the House of Hope (Samoa), where shoulder and neck massages were offered (for an appropriate donation, if I recall correctly).
 
No matter how good the hand soap smells, never walk out of a bathroom sniffing your fingers.
 
If we are already running in the wrong direction then tech helps us to run there exponentially faster. This is the ingredient that is causing the sensation of the treadmill running faster than our feet can carry us. Douglas Murray,  ‘The Madness of the Crowds’
 
Survival tip: if you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics and somebody will turn up to argue with you.