If you identify a UFO, it becomes a FO. Unless it has landed, in which case, it just becomes an O.
 
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.  HL Mencken, US Journalist, 1880 - 1956
 
Dear Abby: My therapist told me to write letters to people I hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now, what should I do with the letters?