A Latvian and an American argue with each other about freedom. The American states "I can stand in front of the White House and shout at the top of my lungs GEORGE BUSH IS AN IDIOT!!, and nothing will happen to me. The Latvian states, well, I can stand in front of the Kremlin in Moscow and shout at the top of my lungs GEORGE BUSH IS AN IDIOT!!, and nothing will happen to me either!
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a dressing gown before you start looking like a mental patient