I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning
"My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?" Bob Hope
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the shopping mall of his choice. Dave Barry
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. Richard Lamm [Oh, sorry folks - completely forgot that Rotary is not supposed to be political... ☺ Ed.]