''He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever met." Abraham Lincoln, campaigning against Stephen Douglas for a Senate seat in Illinois. Can't help that the quote is still as relevant today as ever... Ed.Yesterday I went to Coles to buy cabbage. I was told there was a new law that if you buy cabbage from Coles, you are legally required to buy carrots and mayonnaise as well. Apparently it's Coles' Law.