Posted by Franz Huber
Richard Smith, when did you (eventually) pay?? Mark Twyford is trying to hide that he has lost weight - 6 Kg so far! Franz Huber, you are not trying to sport a Mullet haircut, are you?? [No, actually, it is called the 'Pompadour' (see picture right), but the barber didn't do a very good job, it seems... ☺ Ed.] Darrell Brown, obviously you were very hungry... Tania herself, still fining herself for not submitting the 33 Questions to Franz... Des La Rance mixed up the Darrell's (or was that Daryl's?)... Adrian Crowe for something or other... Larry Murray, perhaps you should invest in an umbrella... Andy Bell, the longest Acting President...  Geoff Croad, you are simply the nicest person! (Andy Bell, having experienced Geoff "sorting out" an obtuse Supervisor at the recent Commonwealth Games cleaning exercise, begged to disagree... ☺) Fred Hamblen, as the only guy in our club with a Yankee accent, what do you mean, "what day??" The 4th of July is the USA's National Day! Ian Mayberry has a new term of endearment from our Sergeant he has not had before: "My furry friend"... (!!)
 
And the best is saved for last: Mario Fairlie had a better reason to feel truly sorry for himself: going to church last Sunday, he parked his Bentley. Coming back after the congregation, he didn't notice that he had picked up a puncture [wot!?! Bentley's tyres get punctures??], which resulted in the car lowering itself onto the pavement.. Yes, you guessed it: it ripped the entire front off! Total damage: approximately the cost of a Toyota Camry!