And the best is saved for last: Mario Fairlie had a better reason to feel truly sorry for himself: going to church last Sunday, he parked his Bentley. Coming back after the congregation, he didn't notice that he had picked up a puncture [wot!?! Bentley's tyres get punctures??], which resulted in the car lowering itself onto the pavement.. Yes, you guessed it: it ripped the entire front off! Total damage: approximately the cost of a Toyota Camry!