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With Sergeant Tania in her home country beneath the long white cloud, Ian managed to get quite a few fines up at short notice:Andy Bell, how many people do you know who bought a new car, only to find that their golf clubs didn't fit into the boot? Graeme Isaacson, you didn't win the raffle last week. Do you know why? You kept both parts of the ticket... Mitch Brown, are you in training? And Larry Murray, ready to give us a lesson on how to fix a shower? Geoff Croad displayed amazing fitness: he can carry a case of 12 bottles of wine from the Bruce Bishop Car Park without even raising a sweat! Mark Twyford, would you like me to sanitize the story of Samoa or can I really tell how it happened? (Neither!) Angus Miller, not sure why, just think you can afford it... Des La Rance, did you knock of the newspaper? That officially belongs to the club... ☺ Peter Morgan, you are wearing the same clothes as you did last week (a claim hotly denied by our legal eagle!)
And whilst we are mentioning Peter Morgan: whilst your editor was away, he became Grandfather again for the 8th time! Congratulations! And yes, he did pay the customary $100 to sponsor a wheelchair in the name of his latest grandson.