The umbrella originally was going to be just called brella. But, uhmmm... the inventor wasn’t a very fluent speaker.
Thanks to the explosion of social media fuelling echo chambers where people only expose themselves to singular thought processes that they already agree with, we have regressed as a world back thousands of years to the days when we existed in tribes that rarely met other tribes. Author unknown
You come from dust, and you return to dust.
That's why I don't dust.
I might wipe off somebody I knew.