Every four years, February has an additional day, to give people sufficient time to explain why we need an extra day every four years...I think that we should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe and believe to be fraught with death, unless they so imminently threaten immediate interference with the lawful and pressing purposes of the law that an immediate check is required to save the country. Oliver Wendel Holmes, US Supreme Court Judge, 1919
Here's one compliments of Gerald East:
My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else….