The trouble with eating Italian style food is that, 5 or 6 days later, you are hungry again.
 
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally, you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.  Elizabeth Taylor
 
Neil Thurlow's post of the week: (picture: couple on their first date)
She: "So, what do you do for work?"
He: "I drill holes into sheet metal. Then I use metal pins to connect those sheets of metal."
She: "Riveting..."