I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentializes intercommunication's incomprehensibleness.  (So what? I hear you ask.  Well, you try to top it: this is a sentence where the first word is one letter long and every consequent word has one letter more, until you reach the twentieth which - as you would have guessed - has 20 letters.  Do I hear anyone who has an improvement? 
 
Gerald's post of the week is for the ladies.  WARNING! Do not open link unless you are liberally minded - contains "graphics"... Click here.
 
Neil's post of the week: 
Teacher: Give me a sentence which contains the words defense, defeat and detail.
Student: When a horse jumps over defense, defeat goes before detail. [Groan...]
 
Andy's post of the week:
Well, Andy suggests that COVID-19 was created by women... Think about it, lads: 
1. No sports
2. All pubs shut.
3. 14 days quarantine - so you have no excuse to get those odd jobs done.
4. Symptoms of Corona are flu like - they know that's our Kryptonite!
5. They even had the audacity to name it after a beer!
 
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil, to one who is striking at the root.  Henry David Thoreau.