Nescafe makes coffee for home consumption, so really it should be Notcafe; Twitter is for Twats, so should be Twatter; and on Facebook everyone pretends they are happier and more successful than they are, so really it should be Farcebook. Richard Glover, Australian JournalistWhen fear is the most potent driver for political decisions, it isn't leadership. It is simply weakness responding to weakness, fear to fear. Gemma Tognini, GT Communications.
If you torture the data long enough, eventually it will confess. Attributed to Ronald Coase, Nobel Prize winning Economist
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you have to agree with everything anyway and click "I agree".