My friend whinged that he can’t afford to pay his water bill and he didn't know what to do about it. So so I sent him a card: “Get well soon.”
 
Shame, I do believe, is the most powerful emotion known to man; most discoveries and journeys of importance have been accomplished because of the ignominy that would be the result if the attempt was abandoned.  Amitav Ghosh – Gun Island
 
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read 'President Can't Swim'.  Lyndon B Johnson, 36th US President

If the formula of water is H₂O , then what is the formula of ice ? H₂O cubed.