I phoned my wife and asked her whether she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on the way home from work.
She just grunted at me. I think she still regrets letting me name the kids.
 
“You have freedom of speech. But freedom after speech, that I can not guarantee.” Idi Amin 1928 – 2003, Former Dictator of Uganda, aka ‘The Butcher of Uganda”,
 
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.