“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” W.C. Fields“It can be exhausting eating a meal cooked by a man. With a woman, it's 'Ho hum, pass the beans'. A guy, you have to act like he just built the Taj Mahal.” Deb Caletti, 'The Queen of Everything'
When you ask me what I'm doing today, and I say "nothing", it doesn't mean that I'm free. It means that I'm doing nothing.
Gerald's post of the week (this came with pictures, but I'm sure you can visualise it):
A chap finds the proverbial antique lamp, rubs it and a Genie pops out: "I give you three wishes!"
Chap: "I wish for a world without lawyers"
Genie: "Done. No more wishes."
Chap: "But you said I get three!"
Genie: "Sue me!"