If you feed your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you are a terrible parent.
I don’t care how busy you are. At least, find the time to microwave them.
 
“The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.”
― T.H. White, 'The Once and Future King'
 
If someone is hotter than you, it means you are cooler than them.