So I got a new job as a Church Bell Ringer.
So I went along to learn the ropes, but I couldn't quite get the hang of it...
 
Was I just procrasti-creating - that is, delaying my work on a major project by fooling around with a side project? After all, working is one of the most dangerous forms of procrastination.  Gretchen Rubin - ‘Life in Five Senses’
 
Just FYI: If you take all the veins, artieries and capillaries from your body, and laid them end to end…  you will die.