<-- A mate of mine left two Collingwood tickets to the AFL Grand Final on his dashboard. Somebody broke his window and left two more.In chess, the best move is not the best chess move, it’s the move your opponent least wants you to play. Max Euwe, Dutch World Chess Champion
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. Friedrich Nietzsche
A recent article in the Daily Post reported that a man has sued the local Hospital, claiming that after his wife had surgery there, she lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman advised: "We much regret that the journalist did not contact us for clarification prior to publication. This lady was indeed admitted - for cataract surgery. All we did was correct her eyesight."
A hospital spokesman advised: "We much regret that the journalist did not contact us for clarification prior to publication. This lady was indeed admitted - for cataract surgery. All we did was correct her eyesight."