Andrew Bell's post of the week: his thank you letter to his English teacher:
Thanks for teaching me the meaning of Plethora. It means a lot.
 
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. Dave Barry, American Humorist
 
What are a company’s Chief of Information Technology’s two greatest fears? Everyone who works in the organisation and everyone who doesn’t.