After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate 20 times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off. ‘Augustine’s Law’, posited by Norman Augustine, US businessman
Wife: Did I get a fat bum during Quarantine?
Husband: You weren’t exactly skinny to begin with!
Time of death: 8:00 pm. Cause: COVID-19.
Last night, when I ordered a glass of wine with my dinner, the waiter asked for my ID. "Do I really look that young?" I asked.
"No" she said, "I just wanted to see if you qualify for the Senior Citizen discount..."