Went to see a psychologist. He asked me "Describe your average night."
"They wear suits of armour."
"No, I mean at night time."
"I guess they probably take it off?"
Sometimes, the best Christmas present is to remember what you have already got. Cathy Guisewite, Cartoonist
On the weekend, I went to a Christmas party with my husband. Full of people who know him, but I didn’t. A guy came up to us and turned to me “You must be Bob’s wife”.
I turned to my husband and yelled “You mean to tell me you have a wife??”
Priceless to watch the guy’s face.