OK, so it's a Club Assembly this week. That doesn't mean we'll open a...
Got interviewed yesterday.
Interviewer: "What makes you get out of bed every morning?"
Me: "My bladder."
Crusaders resent having their purpose stolen from under them by the fulfilment of their quest; reaching the promised land leaves seekers bereft. There’s little to do in an utopian oasis other than to sip coconut water. Jodi Picoult - ‘Mania’
Here's a warning that Gerald forwarded to me. Can't believe that, at his age, he was caught:
Tick Warning!
If someone comes to your front door saying that they check for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and turn around twice with your arms up:
Do not do it!
It is a scam!
( I wish I had seen this ad yesterday.)