I found a $20 note in the park. So I asked myself “what would Jesus do?” then I turned it into wine.
The basic rule for the safe handling of Foreign Affairs is that it is simply too dangeruus to let politicians get involved with diplomacy. Diplomacy is about surviving till the next century – politics is about surviving till next Friday. Jonathan Lynn – Yes Prime Minister (yes, I know. But that book is meant to be comedy not politics. But I see your point... Ed.)
Behind every husband who thinks he wears the pants is a wife who told him this morning what pants to wear.