He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, Patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination…… and tax  H.E. Martz, US Scientist and Researcher
 
Some call it multi tasking. I call it something else whilst I try to remember what I was doing in the first place. So, I made a comprehensive To Do list today. Now, all that's left to do is to find somebody who is going to do it.
 
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.