People think they don't understand math. But it's all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is larger - 2/3rd or 3/5th, he won't be able to tell you. But if you rephrase the question: What is better: 2 bottles for 3 people or 3 bottles for 5 people, he will tell you immediately "2 bottles for 3 people, of course". Israel Gelfand, Soviet-American Mathematician.“Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ” Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to credit cards, it’s on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.