Nothing is certain other than death and taxes. But what's the difference? Death doesn't get higher every year.
 
You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.  Kurt Vonnegut, American Author (1922 - 2007)
 
Did you hear the one about the aeroplane?
No...
Don't worry. It would probably go straight over your head.
I'm pretty smart. Try me.