Grandpa had a bad stutter. So, by the time he managed to tell us that Nana was missing, we were all singing “Hey Jude”...
 
A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves. Lao Tzu (founder of Taoism)
 
Ironing boards are surf boards that got a boring job.