There is a fountain of youth: it is in your mind, your talents, your creativity to bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age. Sophia Loren, famous Italian actress. [Yes, I hear you: long before your time, much to your regret...] 
Do you know why I feel older? I went to buy a skateboard and they automatically gift wrapped it...!
If what Jesus said was good, what can it matter whether he was God or not?
Kurt Vonnegut, in his introduction to ‘God bless you, Dr Kevorkian’